I can put your hair in a banana clip, if anyone needs me.

I knew an old lady years ago in New Orleans with two inside dogs and two outside dogs- the inside dogs were gross and yippy so I don’t remember their names but the outside dogs were named Michael Jordan and Sugarfoot. Sugarfoot only had one eye and was very mean but I loved him anyway.

Hazel was my grandma’s name. She used to say, “How could you look at a sweet baby girl and think she looked like a ‘Hazel’?!” People have been hating their names a looooong time.

my crush on richard ayoade is never ending <3

I CAME HERE TO KICK ASS AND DRINK MILK.

I got 2 years into my undergrad secondary ed. major before I realized that I didn’t actually like kids.

Maybe the strap was uncomfortable? I mean is that a revolutionary concept and impossible? Fine tell her to take off the shoes so she can focus. But the rest of that? How can she learn when she is sad and humiliated that way?

MAKE MEXICO

I’m saying it’s more than basic decency. And it’s not a low bar to call a teenager sitting down at that table an out of the ordinary kind act — applauding him for saying “hey, what’s up” would be.

In my opinion, she is underrated as a comedic actress. She had great timing. I particularly love her in Some Like It Hot.

Dear Andrea,

I wish this awful person good luck in her legal battle.

Maybe b/c both the people of LA and her fans can get something out of this. I think there’s also something to be said for inspiring people to help others as well.

Yes this story definitely needs more made up reasons to pit women we’ve never met against each other for having different methods of getting money to the relief.

same here. even though something is objectively a work of art (like Chinatown) I nope the fuck out because my brain goes *CHILD RAPIST* *CHILD RAPIST*

You'd be surprised how much art/entertainment is made by people who aren't rapists, abusers, and pedophiles.

I really miss his reviews. And him, of course.

*sigh* You’re missing the point. This has happened over and over again. People have already gotten mad over this the last time he was detained, because he has a huge fanbase and they obviously made a whole deal about it. The American embassy or whatever already apologised the last time. They KNOW he is popular, but…

I don’t know how I feel about making celebrity favoritism part of operational policy. He’s an actor, not a head of state.

His response to the whole thing is so classy. I’d be pissed off if it kept happening to me. I’m a nervous flyer and the terror attacks have me considering whether to leave the house on a daily basis so I understand and dearly appreciate vigilant security but when one of the world’s biggest stars is constantly…