Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

I have a super yummy recipe for cake made with dates. No sugar, but of course it is sweet because of the dates. So if sweets aren’t your thing, I’ll eat your slice for you. That’s just the kind of swell person I am. Always thinking of others!

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

I actually said absolutely nothing about Hillary Clinton. Maybe you have the wrong post!

Well said. I think it’s also important to stress to your fridge that it’s not its fault, sometimes things happen that are beyond a fridge’s control. And that—even if you don’t see it as often, even if you someday have baby fridges—you’ll always love the fridge.

I think its really important when you’re getting a divorce to put your fridge first. It’s so easy to fall into the trap of using your fridge as a pawn when things get ugly, and it can do lasting damage. That being said, I never think its a good idea to stay together for the sake of your fridge.

We recently had a huge (multi-year, cross-Canada) commission on the problems of First Nations groups, especially as relates to the residential school system (a horror in itself) and the stories that came out of it were brutal. Heart-wrenching.

Harper did not make any efforts to hide his contempt for FNC people, partly because his base are racists. Over and over again, he publicly insulted and dismissed them. It was mortifying for Canadians, and I’m sure very angering for FNC. A group of aboriginal youth walked 1600 km from Northern Quebec to Ottawa to make…

Definitely a good first step, showing that the PM actually cares. Because before it literally just felt like no one did, and it breeds that sort of contemptuous energy you described. Gotta make change to change, right? It’s gonna be a long, hard one but I think it can be done (or at least lessened....and even lessened…

Seriously, they are getting No Fucks Obama like OUT OF THE GATE! My boyfriend has dual citizenship but our kid’s mom lives here, so we can’t even move....

It’s obviously a good first step but I have a sneaking suspicion that what we’ll eventually land on is that the three major factors playing into the disparity are the relative poverty in First Nations communities, the ingrained racism in Canadian society(and particularly law enforcement) and the relative isolation of…

An active Prime Minister who is actually getting shit done. Just keep it rubbing it in Canada:

I have prosopagnosia, help me out: is that Alexander Skarsgård? If so, I am now able to recognise that man by his posture. If not, my superhero abilities to compensate for prosopagnosia have not kicked in yet.

PAY. FOR. YOUR. MUSIC.

Everybody Everybody! That 14 year old is not smart! Did you hear me? He is not smart! He is not! Listen listen! Everybody! Come over here here and shout with me! Let’s all keep repeating how dumb he is until everyone finally says it with us! Let’s back this kid into a corner until he cries! Come on everybody!…

I don’t give a damn how good his clock is. It could be that he just took the parts out and put it into another box like the haters claim and that would be completely beside the point. The point is that this kid’s rights were clearly violated, and anyone who feels the need to trash his engineering skills instead of…

Yep. To be honest anyone who actually uses the words “retard” or “retarded” gets a big “NOPE” cross next to their name in my book.

Around here we call them “Stephen Harpers”.