Baby 1: “We need to have a serious talk about your choices”

If she stripped down to sexy lingerie I’d be with you, but I appreciate her showing how the sausage gets made. Even the slimmest celebs are spanxed to the gills under their beautiful outfits and nude spandex is not flattering!

GOOD GOD LEMON

Mine was 6th Grade. Thanks GOD my hair has never held curl for long.... and that crappy perm was a wave in time for picture day. Sadly.... the mullet was still there

Agreed. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have likely had, objectively, a better post-SNL career than any other female cast member. I’ll just say *some* of the briars were cleared when they got there.

Jane Curtin? Gilda Radner? Laraine Newman?

Really? When I think SNL I think Gilda Radner. Granted, it was a dudebro show even then, but she and Jane Curtain were true stars.

Live Through This WAS as brilliant as Nevermind; lyrically speaking, in my opinion, it was superior. Say whatever you will about Courtney: her influence on Kurt’s songwriting is extremely evident on most of his later work.

Kurt Cobain and Nirvana fundamentally changed the face of music today. You would be hard pressed to find any musician of note who disagreed with that. There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana. They spoke to an entire generation and managed to make it feel like they were speaking…

I have a HIGHLY LIMITED skill set and have done little of note in my life... but I opened for her when she did a live show a few years back. I am not an excellent performer (just fun/hobby for me), but she was the most SUPPORTIVE AND WONDERFUL member of the audience during my set. I doubt any other famous people would…

Nooooooo. I had to wear these glasses circa 1983 because my prescription was so strong the left lens was a quarter inch thick. No one wore these frames willingly. They weighed a ton and sat crookedly on my face.

“Hi, I’m Zoe Kravitz, and I’m stunning. This is my father, Lenny, and he’s stunning, too. And here’s my mom, Lisa Bonet, and she’s stunning. Would like to meet my stepfather? He’s stun— well, you know.”

Hey there Fellow Olde Lady! I switched to tinted moisturizer for this reason. I use Laura Mercier and I dust a little (and I mean a little) of Make Up Forever HD powder on top. Doesn’t settle as much into my lines but the coverage is more sheer than foundation, for sure. The experts here will be able to advise on good…

I love these write-ups, but is there anyone on staff there over 40? It would be great to see what’s in the arsenal of someone with aging skin. I’m currently trying to find a foundation that offers a good balance of coverage with just enough moisture that it won’t settle in my laugh lines and the “11” between my eyes.…

Another blog I follow called her “golden Jedi bitch”. That’s a compliment, btw.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

I never thought I would say I have anything in common with Britney Spears, but Clean Sheet Night is the best night!

Look how cute she is though. In like 10 years I want her to be the next Kelly and drink on TV and talk about things.