Didn't anyone involved in this thing at least think of considering Uzo Aduba? She's the Nina Simone-iest looking person ever, and she's an actress. The stars were aligning here, people.

As a 33 year old, married mother of two who's going prematurely gray and has no time to even slap on mascara. I'm jealous. I'm starting to worry that when older men in delis and food stores call me, "young lady," it's sarcasm.

My brother's girlfriend's mother saw me for the first time the other day and nastily told her daughter that I look 14. I'm a 32 year old married mother of 2. That was not the dire insult she clearly intended it to be.

Godzilla still refuses to acknowledge his giant lizard privilege!

This is only true if the file you're working on never has to be used by anyone else

I'm a big fan of Jezebel but I think this is a perfect example of how this site is starting to go wrong at times. Instead of arguing against actual wrongs, you're too often trying to create them. If you read the article itself and find TIME's coverage to be lacking, then write a thoughtful, smart, meaningful piece on…

I think the cover is extremely upsetting. Good. Rape is upsetting. It's forcing people to confront a very real and dangerous topic that has been largely ignored. I also had no issue with the "are you mom enough" cover.

Maybe I'm a dumb-dumb and I haven't read the Time article yet so I'm not familiar with the story and how it's framed, but I'm sort of failing to see how this is trolling. I think, rather, it's an eye-grabbing cover (albeit WAY overdue) that draws attention to a pervasive and horrific epidemic. It's better than just…

i imagined her thinking "no one can hurt MY baby". she owns that kid. i bet she has always been around him since his birth

your KFC story reminds me of an interview with Weird Al where someone asked him if he ever "got lucky on an airplane." He replied "once I got two packs of peanuts instead of one."

in our home, when we're running late, we'll belt out, "should've been gone". Oh Sherrie is a classic.

On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.

Right?? Girlfriend brings me so much joy.

Actually, Dr. Phil, unless you're a trained fire fighter, when the house is on fire you should GTFO.

I HAD ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT FROM THAT OREO!

I am going to melt your cold, dead heart with this S'MOREO!!!!!!

and Kelly is like "UGH IDGAF but damn if my Memorial Day cookout isn't going to be awkward." so she's just staying out of it because drama llama don't live there.

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. I can see it was unnecessary. From what you wrote, you know it can be abused, but you're still totally fine with it. That's awful.

I disagree pretty strongly here. Rape is a seriously underreported and underprosecuted crime, but if we take restroom scribblings as criminal evidence, it would be incredibly, incredibly easy for someone to abuse the system or implicate innocent people out of a desire for revenge.