1. These people seem very familiar with what goes on in porn palaces and Tijuana.

"she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants." SOMEONE seems to have been paying A LOT of attention at this point. "fine Ms Miley Cyrus for her lewd and lascivious shenanigans!" I applaud the use of 'lascivious…

They're never going to have the right treats for a sixteen year old girl ;)

Single mom to two kids here. If you want to come and help me with my kids I don't care what color or gender you are. The line forms to the right.

Yeah, those Black girls should just lighten up. Better luck next time Blackies!

It's pretty cute how respectful the other dogs are of the dog in the "wheelchair."

This makes me want a Roomba that I can sit on. I would attach a back rest, sing "Sailin" by Christopher Cross, eat Raisenettes, with a sippy cup of wine and it would be the best PMS ritual ever. And I'd be vacuuming.