I apologize that I just literally laughed out loud at your experience. Not at you!! xo

Our best man took care of everything, no one knew what happened. He brushed it off as nothing, didn't tell anyone until MUCH later in the evening.

You are not single-handed. I do this too!! I have no gizmo though, so maybe I'm not a pro at it... ;)

Solid, solid advice. ((hug))

You and me both.

If you're with someone for a while, just don't ignore the signals of how he/she acts when you sprain your ankle, or get the flu, or have a headache or had a shitty day at work or whatever. No need for the faking. ;)

ooo, thanks! I've never even heard of using oils. I appreciate the detailed explanation. :)

Also, the aesthetic experience of a restaurant is absolutely tainted by those people who insist on bringing their flora/woodsy/faux-spicy miasma with them into it.

... and I LOLed.

Dawwww look at the baby combover!!!

Right there with you. I'm in Canada, so I think we're on the same viewing schedule. I will drive the getaway car should you need to commit heinous acts.

LADY MARY, IS THAT YOU?

This sounds actually really healthy by both of you. I hope it all remained low drama. :)

That's natural beauty right there. Holy smokes.

I have never heard of this combo but I'm suuuper intrigued. Maybe also horrified. But definitely intrigued.

All dishware and cutlery from that household needs to be destroyed. Withe extreme prejudice.

Um... Washing crocs in the dishwasher is a thing?

Aw man. He's got the best smile. Too bad he doesn't deploy it more often.

I don't really follow hockey much, but as a Canadian girl I got the ewww, burn! feeling as soon as I read that. Everybody knows Tie.

Dawwwwwwwwwwwww......