Yes, American "hot tea" does suck. That was my point.

Can't get a decent cup of tea* in the US to save one's life, so I think we can call it even.

Complete with pants-off dance-off. It's going to be EPIC!

40% dry? You fancy. ;)

He's dead. It's over for him. He no longer cares whatsoever.

It took me a ridiculous amount of effort to parse "nopeoctopus." No-pee-octopus? Nopeoc-topus? Oh! The "Nope octopus!" I love that gif! :)

Because he's dead and it could not possibly make an iota of difference to him, but sharing it might be something that is in some small way helpful to her.

Thank you! I'm going to check it out. :)

Mind blown.

I'm in Canada too, and I feel like our kids are still more free-range than what I hear about in the States. Different cultures for sure.

My 11 (almost 12) year old daughter walked home alone from school all last year (she was in grade 6). She's home by herself for about an hour and a half until my husband gets home. She TREASURES the alone time and is pissed that her 9 (almost 10) yo brother will be joining her this year. It is good and healthy for…

That's a sad star I just added to your comment. :(

Wait. What? He's BRITISH? All that and a rough-boy British accent? Imma need some time here...

Yeah, me too. I've been using the same burner account for quite some time. Nothing at all to do with wanting freedom to be a horrid person myself, but rather trying to ensure freedom from horrid people....

Hillary Clinton, non-stop body-shaming though. I'm not questioning that there are hateful race-based motivations with the insults against Michelle Obama; just saying that there's no generalized pass for white women either. (I wonder if Barbara B got a pass because she's such a stereotypically grandmotherly looking…

Now that, my friend, is a quality insult. May I call you "friend?"

Yeah.... I think the commenter was confused. How can someone with such a foreign sounding name (Dzhokhar Tsarnaev) possibly be white?? White=real American. USA! USA!

They say "never say never," but I feel like it's safe to say "never" on these items.

Huh. I thought maybe watermelon=pregnancy, gun=shotgun wedding? I know it wasn't a shotgun though. I do not understand...

Thank you for your live blog. Now I don't have to hate-read it myself. :)