Oh for f***'s sake people, it's $3. Skip your latte this morning and buy a quality app that the developer has worked hard on. Jesus.

@greengrey: So it does actually stand for People Eating Tasty Animals?

What are PETA's thoughts on her most-likely-animal-tested breast implants?

@pauljones: He's not that excited about the health benefits.

FTW...RS4

Trying to stay ahead of the lynch mob? Or retiring to his private island in the Caribbean?

Clearly this man has never seen the parking lot at a Whole Foods/Wild Oats...

@freya_kahlo: Just a quick interjection if you don't mind...it's important (IMO) to differentiate between "dieting" and "diet". Dieting the verb = bad. A "good diet" (noun) is a good thing.

Allow me to point y'all to the real story:

Here's the thing though...is he watering down the gene pool or strengthening it? Fucker survived that shit...not only would I not try it in the first place but I'm pretty sure if someone did it to me unexpectedly that I'd keel over and die.

You'd think somewhere in the design process they might have considered fire suppression. Just in case...

Postgame photos showed the entire tOSU team was wearing sweater vests and wire-rimmed glasses.

With today's special guest coach, Jim Tressel!

Mary Kay Letourneau laughs at your paltry "scandal".

I'm waiting for the league to adopt a "shootout" format to settle ties. I see Marvin Harrison as MVP.

I am shocked...shocked...to see bodybuilding trophies in the home of a steroids dealer.

Man, Drew Carey has really let himself go.

It's just 720 pages of Billy Zabka jokes.

Didn't Big Head Todd and The Monsters cover this years ago?

If Berman were physically as thin as his act has worn he'd be entering rooms by slipping under the door.