@doctor 1 penny: That stuff is awesome on [Ritz.gov] crackers!

@Cognitive Friction: I just got the shakes. Stop that man.

@CoЯiolis Eff: Except it's not government money...it's my f'ing money. If the Big O wants to whip out his personal checkbook and start writing zeros that's fine with me.

@CoЯiolis Eff: Corporate greed went out the window at about the time GM signed off on the Job Bank et al. From then on GM was nothing but a subsidized welfare department that just happened to produce shitty cars.

I believe that GM now stands for Get Money, or possibly Got Mine.

If he'd stop rubbing frogs against his sack he wouldn't have these problems.

I like French's Mustard too Jake...but clearly not as much as you do.

This should end well. If you like smoking craters...

Can we believe in PEDs again too?

They needed to use the extra paper to reinforce his belt.

If getting completely smashed, then knocking one's self out after missing a Port-A-John leap and shitting one's pants is wrong...I don't want to be right!

I'm sure A-Rod would be happy to offer him some sage advice. Something about not mixing Kabbalah and Winstrol...

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: PS...fuck contemporary American society.

1. Get tit job.

Jesus Shuttlesworth thinks La La is full of shit.

@Starburied: Rafe Finnes was so good in that movie...

The flatbed is a late addition to the Camaro warranty.

They're fake...and they're spectacular.

@MrRedDevil: +34B

@Chris Ethel Berman: We've landed on the Moon!