@ChiSwede: Balls restin' on his chin...

@SundaySunday: Agreed. But to put things in perspective, at least we're not Mogadishu quite yet.

Horrible I know...but I couldn't keep from laughing during the narration in that YouTube. FAIL

@PolishMafia: Yup...his old "pal"...his "partner". Wink wink nudge nudge.

You'll never walk alone...

@This.Is.Malcolm: For just $0.23 a day, you can provide rope to an entire family...

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: So was James Dungy...'

Next up...Lions fans!

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: Needs more kebabs...

First order of business...change the name of the city from "Detroit" to "Paris". Lure in as many suckers as possible.

@Quake 'n' Shake: He rips on those by example.

@UkraineNotWeak: +1 Subaru.

@J-No: +28

Tony LaRussa neuters my cats!

Mark Prior and Kerry Wood patronize my physical therapy business.

This is what happens when you sign Daredevil to play OF.

Mr. Sparkle approves!

@AliciaSacramonesBrownie: But Jimmy Johnson's hair would have just laughed it off...

If only TO'd been there...all the hot air would have kept the bubble inflated.

As first alternate, Sarah Jessica Parker will be starting from the 13th position.