you can't choke romeo crennel. he has no neck. the closest you can do is to cinch his belt as tight as you can, and see if something on the top half explodes.

Buc fan since 0-26 and can't disagree with most of that.

Free Bruce!

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"That's great! Now do George Zimmerman!"

Wearing boots and jeans outdoors in July? Stick to shorts.

That'll do, Puig. That'll do.

The reptile got lucky; I heard they keel-hauled a pelican who downloaded St. Anger.

I got exactly the response I was looking for until your second post when you realized that I was not new here and knew exactly what I was doing. Not sure why you felt the need to reply in a bitter and rude way (twice now)... probably because the internet does that to folks. Or because you felt a little silly when you…

Some people are fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Look at these fucking hipster movies!

So is this some kind of Stan Fish reader-response criticism column, where you guys believe that because you interpreted the same movies differently, they were actually different movies, and thus you're recommending 12 movies instead of 8?

I think the new look for the rock is a lot edgier.

I can get down with that explanation. I mean, in the end, his defense has to ask ALL the questions, so maybe, even if the questions seem sorta dumb to some of us, he's really only doing his job and hey......maybe she might slip up, etc.

Thanks for taking the time to explain. If I were on the jury that particular line…

In other words, you're agreeing with him that minorities are allowed and encouraged to use the word "retarded" flippantly?

Actually as a defense attorney, you ask questions that provide reasonable doubt. "Could he be lying?" is a perfect question by the defense. Of course he could be lying. He didn't has if he was lying because that is speculation. This chick has no credibility, has changed her story, and will must likely single handedly…

Re-read and then reconsider your response.

How is this a perfect answer? This is actually an offensive use of the term. One that Gawker would be all over if anyone with pale skin or a position of power had used in a public setting.

They may allow denim, but it'll be a cold day in hell before they accept any Levis.