So it’s October now... Are you ready to atone for this garbage yet?

You called that one...

Reminded me a lot of Bruce Boudreau in the Caps/Pens 24/7 show. Both come a distant second in cringeworthiness to the scene of JJ Watt rapping along to what I can only imagine is some kind of Gatorade promotional track.

Probably the first time residents of the Carolinas have been disappointed to learn about a fight between black panthers.

I would venture to guess that the actual program will have a fairly decent turn out of casual female fans who aren’t millenial bloggers peacocking their feminism for righteous internet outrage points and pageviews. Hopefully someone from Gawker will show up to the events to let these poor dears know their choice in…

You would have a point if you had any semblance of evidence to back up your point. As it is you don’t, and your point is further belied by the fact that those pink jerseys sell like fucking hotcakes.

Are you fucking kidding me? First of all, those Kia Blake Griffin commercials were hilarious. Also, a Kia is not a ‘car’ in the sense that a ‘car person’ would give any semblance of a shit about them. It’s a poor analogy.

So what happens if this program becomes massively popular, like the Ravens’ nearly identical ‘Purple’ program? What do we make of all the women who show up and participate and enjoy it? Are they unfeminist? are they just stupid? I’m really happy there is a decent portion of the female population that is genuinely…

Is it at all possible ‘Anaconda’ didn’t get nominated because its a shitty remix of a 23 year old song and the video for it is basically soft-core porn?

For someone who just wrote an internet screed on the subject, it’s curious that you don’t know that she spells her name with a ‘c’.

No offense to Kyle—this is a great initial piece and I look forward to reading more—but I think it would be awesome if they would let Chris handle a weekly recap of this show, allowing it to be informed by both his experience in the league and his editorial opinions on issues raised by the show as a former player and…

Really? Because every weekend game I’ve been to has been at or near 40,000 in attendance. It’s pretty cute that you are getting smarmy over the thin crowds at a Tuesday double-header in the rain. That is nowhere near an “accurate representation of the crowd most nights”—even saying so offers an assinine proposition…

It tastes kind of like ‘disaster’...

Just to be clear though, the drawn out and repeated on-screen torture and mutilation of sexual organs that happens to Theon up until this point... No thoughts? No thinkpiece? Gratuitous? Not gratuitous? Narrative advancement? Could have been achieved differently? I only ask because I must have missed the previous…

If the emphasized statement was part of the paragraph you were supposed to be quoting that would be one thing, but there is no logical reason to include the heading to the next section at the end if you are not going to include any of that section. The only logical reason to present it the way you did is to be…

It's a uniquely humiliating experience to shazam a song you like and watch as the words "Ed Sheeran" pop up on the screen. Not nearly as cathartic as that first time you admit out loud that you like a Taylor Swift song...

"I just came for the sniping, man. I didn't ask for all these takes."

Anecdotally, my good friend was an amateur tennis player and at around 11-12 years old was ranked in the State of Florida. He later would go on to play the one seed on his high school team and received some scholarship offers from D1 schools. His tennis coach in his youth was Yuri Sharapova, and on a few occasions…

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