Johnny Storm doesn’t exist in tha MCU, bra.

#11. Thou shalt make all menus loop, especially vertical.

It never ceases to fascinate me the level of disdain people have for burning man, while at the same time having only vague notions of what it’s like to be there.

Ah heck, I’m late to this comment party.

Big lulz, legit humor

Were you in fact talking about the author?

I feel for you. T1 & T2 are awesome classics.

Go home, Alanis.

I had an idea that country music was sexist, but locking women away in hoards? I imagine there will be hordes of fans crying for their release.

Even better

Credited not created.

Hahaha man-on-man sex is sooo almost icky, but fer sure rly, rly hilzarious!!!

Not sure you know this, but that statement made you come off as a child trying to come off as a pompous dick.

You are wise in comment.

I’d suggest you read it again. It supports your main, all-caps point pretty well.

Soooo saying that people should have agency in sexual encounters is “a thought-terminating cliche”? I think you need to adjust your attitude, look up platitude.

Serious lulz. Great image

Sorry, you’re removing agency for both the man and the woman, and making dick-in-vag sex the inevitable endpoint of a naked encounter. Your statement also preserves the sex-as-access-to-woman-as-gatekeeper bullshit trope, which is lame as Santorum.

wtf...

Nah, I get the impulse to not want to vivisect the joke, but now I get it and it’s funnier! He’s a scary powerful, powerful scary man, and holy fuck is it great to watch him freak out: