Jackie Moon approves of this change.

What's wrong with sucking cock? Oral sex is loads of fun, giving and receiving.

Ellen Degeneres is the comedy equivalent of elevator music. Was there ever a time she was funny?

Sorry, but because you ranked Whoopi Goldberg above anyone, this list is suspect. She's easily one of the most overhyped, overrated Hollywood performers alive. Absolutely, positively, without question, one of the least funny people alive. She actually takes the subjectivity out of quality of humor — transcendent,…

Jared Leto is going to win Best Supporting Actor because God is real, and She is a teenage fanfic writer with Leto as the center of the universe.

The Internet reached Critical Listicular Mass a long time ago. The reaction is self-sustaining.

Ironically "ethered" was the only confusing word in this entire post in which an ex-gf mistakes easy words as complicated and condescendingly explains them to her former boyfriend.

Ethered is when a slender white blogger finally gets a chance to misuse a term he heard in a rap song 8 years ago

Which explains the use - trying hard to sound cool by using 15 year old phrases.

Sure, there is bureaucratic bloat at Oklahoma, but it's not universal. Take Big XII conference mate Kansas for example, where ONE MAN takes care of ALL pasta measurement and disposal.

This is all a misunderstanding—Sharper said he had some benzos for them and they thought he meant a Mercedes. Honest mistake.

I appreciate your reply, but that quote is silly (the whole WSJ story is silly). Are those three unnamed people who are "close to Team USA" engineers? I doubt it.

Meanwhile, the WSJ story also includes this (near the bottom, of course): "The U.S. team wore the suits in the past month for simulated race conditions."

Yet…

This makes a ton of sense if you forget for a moment that brawls were way more common in basketball in the 70s.

You're clearly the smartest person in the room and obviously qualified to make judgements of intelligence based on four lines written in a Deadspin comments section. You are welcome to your own taste in things, but it is important that you understand how insignificant your opinions and your life are. Keep fighting…

Right. Because the Brit who became pretty good at snowboarding didn't grow up in an area with snow or parents with money.

What's with all this breathing people do? It's so unnecessary, so wasteful, so......unappreciative. No wonder the dead hate us.

I thought it was kinda cool the way he resurrected those unappreciated artists. I say kudos for dredging up historical footnotes like Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Picasso, Eliot, Dali, Matisse, etc.

You think you have a corner on sarcasm? You just need more practice on the receiving end and then you'll be fine.

...and just as quickly as he'd arrived 27 years earlier, The Boz disappeared in an instant, leaving behind only a legend, the faint scent of Drakkar Noir, and a fuckin' cool cloud of hairspray.

Excellent link. Tarantola has many examples of those in his archives.