Why let objective analysis ruin a good storyline? Let's throw all the data in one pool together, and see what comes out!

Because two 25 year olds are yet to win a championship, they're not good?

Great job! Do you have a newsletter I can sign up for, or perhaps a LiveJournal account I can follow?

Dude...let it go. Everyone feels bad for Seattle. Everyone knows. Seriously, there's not a single NBA fan that is unaware of what happened. Constantly bringing it up makes you feel worse, not everyone else.

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read. Trade a top 10 player just entering his prime for a top 3 pick? Because of some outsiders perspective of chemistry issues?

You had me until "America is such a back water shit hole." It's not that I'm a flag waving asshole, I just don't want to lose the focus of "sports aren't some pristine landscape where everyone is the epitome of truth, justice, and morality." They are humans with millions of dollars on the line and egos completely tied…

I have to suspend disbelief just to read this review, much less watch the movie. The only credibility it has is Ivan Reitman directing...still riding that Kindergarten Cop gravy train.

When you described yourself as a white cis male I realized you're a boorish, pedantic, holier than thou SJW. But your disparaging comments about the article were funny.

Shhhh, don't ruin a good stereotype! All the jobless, ironic t-shirt, Dawkins reading, french literature major hipsters will get angry.

...on what grounds?

I feel like I just heard a child explain to me why they peed their pants.

The producer should be shot. We were trying to figure out why half of the numbers were in there other than to fill air time or add gravitas to the proceedings.

They were both fantastic movies in wildly different ways.

I don't know if you're gay or straight, but after you're reading your comment I don't know that about myself either.

You forgot to mention the toddler who absolutely refuses to come inside, despite the frostbite you can see actively turning their nose a shade of eggplant.

Either your pan isn't hot enough, or you're taking them off too early. Or a combination of both.

The problem was (supposedly) Murray and Ramis's spat shooting Groundhog Day.

Jerk store would have smoked me.

I just wanted to say thanks for saying 'regardless' instead of 'irregardless,' which sends me into fits of rage.

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