Well, he's right: You can't just take one indicator of a diagnosis and declare "Everyone who has [X] has [Y]." Doing that makes you, unequivocally, wrong.

So...many...references...

1) Thunder fan

It's the same for religion, politics, economic policies, certain 'moral' topics: I will SHOUT at you on the internet and feel warm in MY righteous indignation.

What's your point, exactly? They weren't "perceived" better, they were better. They had 10 more wins. They won the division.

Don't forget

Watched any NBA over the last two or three years? Or, you know, paid attention at all during the off season?

I hate to admit this, but I don't get it at all.

Jeter doesn't give gift baskets to prostitutes! Just a nice bottle of wine with a label that's a non-disclosure agreement.

I knew I couldn't be the only one!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to...walking

As if I didn't already have enough reasons to be jealous of RDJ - first he gets to pretend Ally McBeal didn't happen now he gets this?

...what? I don't even....

Thank you sir, for your pun is floating amidst a sea of crap.

My personal favorite by him, although anything Christopher Moore is good

He's gotten really bored while recovering from that ankle injury.

For pretty much every "Best TV show in Children's [Genre]" Pete & Pete wins. It was one of those shows that built an incredible lore and really developed their characters.

+1

Meh.

reductio ad absurdum.