Its terrible, because the type of people these clinics target are people with low socio-economic positions, who (generally/stereotypically) are poorly educated. Most well educated women would say "how the fuck does getting something out of my body cause something totally unrelated to grow somewhere else" but if you've…

Is this Asian Fetishist Awareness Month at Jezebel?

I dunno... There may be some Bronies out there who saw this model and immediately thought, "Hooves and a colorful hip tattoo and you are PERFECT! I'll call you Antoinette Dreamsparkle."

Come on, people, these are not "apron dresses." They are called pinafores, and I adored them. I'm pretty sure every dress I had between 1979 and 1986 had a pinafore, and they looked fabulous with my barrettes with the streamers.

Her pants are so big because they're full of secrets.

I think my mom and I had the matching gingham apron set.

Yes. I was 8 in 1976 and I dressed in my brother's clothes and had a bowl haircut. For the Bicentennial parade in our town, I dressed up as a colonial boy. I caught zero flak for this, at home or anywhere else.
It's staggering to think how far kid culture has backpedaled since then. If not for Title IX...

This looks like a cross section of a woman's reproduction system.

I dressed up as Neytiri this year. By the time I got all the blue paint off (I didn't want to coat my bedding!), my SO as fast asleep. SadTrombone.

"God forbid a woman just be smart and strong because she is, huh? She had to be broken first? I can't."

I have an ongoing joke with friends involving the funniest single item to wear during sex. Previous contenders include ascot, monocle, and umbrella hat; I think the new leader is emoji back brace/fart cloud.

I mean, how can you not fuck the shit out of Jamie Lannister? No matter the circumstance or relation? Impossible, I say.

Isn't she one of those funny black women SNL has so much trouble finding?

I didn't expect to enjoy it, but I LOVE Dracula, and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is really quite magnetic in it despite the slightly dodgy American accent (although, given he's pretending to be American, I suppose it sort of fits). I always thought he was rather miscast as Henry VIII and the massive number of historical…