Speaking of which...has anyone else heard of/is fascinated by merkins? I think that's the right word. I just...there are no words

Brilliant! How could I forget Jesus' close and personal relationship with America

Old white men's rights are under attack! Call up the militia!

alternately, pictures of the 'founding fathers' crying, praying, kneeling - ideally all of the above

I have never thought of saying it that way - but being anti-choice is forced pregnancy! Very Handmaid's Tale.

such a timely article! I've had some facebook friends comment on the Wendy Davis business.

mine either - and I too am a book fan. Arya and Dany - meh

THIS!!!!

done! thanks for sharing the link

Not entirely off-topic:

Side note: how horrifying was that movie?

in the dishwasher? or in the laundry machine? I might try this...

It's not the stains on my menstrual cup I'm trying to get out, it's the smell. Help, Jolie! Or anyone else!

Regretsy? Is this a website I need to check out like now?

totally off point, but I have just started dating a guy who is that much taller than me. How do I kiss him? I've tried wearing heels, but (as usual) they give me blisters and it's not worth it. Do I stand on curbs?

preach!!!! Have you seen him on 'Portlandia'?

But will it have Jeff Goldblum? I first watched JP at age 15, and that was definitely the first time I thought "I want that mouth on my mouth" (I had a strange adolescence). Am I the only one who thinks he is hot? And wishes he had ended up making out with a female lead so I could vicariously enjoy it?

By the way, LOVE your handle/avatar! Captain Mal....yum

I am with you re the yellow dress. White can look great, and if that's what someone wants, go for it. But I hate the association between white dresses and purity/virginity. Also, I love colors. Caitlin Moran (of 'How to be a Woman' renown) wore a red velvet dress, which I would never do, but it makes me love her even…

My dress will definitely be knee-length!