Totally agree with you re: the first point you made. Even for things like making huge batches of chicken salad (or chick pea salad—yum!), meatloaf/meatballs, and doughs, batters, whipping egg whites, etc., it’s so much easier and more efficient to use a stand mixer, and makes less of a mess (for me, anyway) than doing…

Some wardrobe symbology from his favorite denim jacket (photo below):

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

This reminds me of my absolute favorite story from the life of Jesus: Jesus and the Centurion. For those not familiar, Jesus, after giving his Sermon on the Mount, was approached by a Centurion or a delegation on his behalf (the account varies depending on which gospel you read), who pleaded with Jesus to heal a…

This doesn’t change the fact the GoTG2 wasn’t that great of a flick. 

LOL.

That’s not even the half of it; the Bill of Rights distinctly says “as part of a well-regulated militia,” meaning the National Guard. Really, none of these fuck-wits should have assault weapons to begin with, but they always like to leave that part out.

When I’m visiting my parents, my dad and I always go to breakfast on Sunday 5 minutes before church gets out and save my god-fearing mother a seat. At 10:05, the diner is swarmed. My mom’s really upset that we’re both going to hell but extremely pleased she can just waltz right in and sit down.

While Kanaccius does seem like a cunt, they didn’t use peoples incorrectly.

Some quick math suggests that a Lego brick is ~.00000512 cubic meters, and costs ~10.4 cents. A wall the entire length of the US-Mexico border, 10 meters high and 2 meters wide would be 12,285,156,250,000 bricks (12.3 Trillion bricks, roughly 30 times the total production of Lego Bricks ever, or 341 years of…

If there are snakes in the balls than where’s the pee being stored?

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They gave the job of conducting a game of chance to start a football game to a man who bankrupted two casinos and a football league, and we’re supposed to be surprised that he completely fucked this up?

Posting a correction forthwith. Sorry, was at wrong covfefe shop.

French reader here:

Most Ram owners I see use their trucks to tow on a daily basis. I mean, I don’t actually see a trailer behind them, but the tow mirrors are out and the hitch is in, so they must be towing.

I thought it was...

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

I enjoy the radical transparency of a company that says “this experience will not be enjoyable for you.”