Technically, it’s a slightly cut-down version of a 1-year-old remaster of a 6-year-old game.

In the clip above, Stewart is asked about how he reacted to the revelations and C.K.’s admittance of guilt, and says he was “stunned.”

Uh, I use iOS, lots of people do, I wanted to know about this app, and it doesn’t make a bit of difference to me if there’s an Android version or not, so... tough shit?

I bet the Pats doctors just have better painkillers. I’m talking about the REAL SHIT. None of that cheesehead crap.

All of this assumes that you’re not a dick to your kids when they’re growing up so that they still want to talk to you when you’re old.

But I want to get drunk now!

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

If there’s one thing that pisses me off, it’s crybabies who whine when people of their race get murdered during routine traffic stops and then have the gall to try to call attention to it. Man, fuck those guys.

You know why you can’t find pictures of an unmarked European cop car? Because there is absolutely no way to recognize them as such until the lights come on. A keen eye would spot all the flashers on that Challenger. Euro ones don’t have any visible clues. It’s all neatly integrated in the mirror turn signals and those…

It brings to mind the “bad applies” analogy which by the way nearly every feckless moron who invokes it is using incorrectly.

Totally random, and I, too, will probably be chastised for “defending” the Reverend, but ..... he’s a weird dude.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Related: If you absolutely DO need to thicken too-thin gravy, mix up a cold paste of equal parts butter and flour and add a little bits of it until it gels a bit.

“Keeping in mind it will thicken as it cools.”

On the note of shady dealers, my Mom had the excellent experience of trying to test drive and buy a Alfa Stelvio or Giulia yesterday.

That’s actually worth saluting

It’s the hypocrisy, not the flag wearing. How fucking dense are you people.

The people who parrot “just leave earlier” have a piss poor valuation of what their time is worth. Yes I can leave an hour earlier and guarantee that I’m not late for work, but the 1.5 hours between arriving at work and start of shift are now wasted. I’m not getting paid and I’m not with my family.

Somebody needs to check on those kids.