I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Lies.

Oh man. This makes me laugh. This is what it's like to be in a grad program for the humanities. All the "well, actually, I'm not sexist, at all, I'm the least sexist person of all. Let me tell you about all of the male authors who are superior to every female author you mention though while perusing my woman-less…

Actually, no. That's a common (and dangerous) misconception. The point of life isn't to reproduce, but to ensure the survival of one's genetic material. There's a huge difference, and the fact that you do not know this means you're seriously under qualified for this discussion.

If reproducing was the sole purpose of a…

Princess Anne is one of my favorite royals. Just look at that face. She gives no fucks, and will take no BS from anyone. She recycles outfits from 30 years ago. No royal titles for her children, saving them from all that family business. I know she's big into horses, but I had no idea she golfed. Maybe it's just a…

That's exactly it. We have to purposefully learn to not be racist. I'm working on an MA in cross cultural studies and consider myself to be fair and open minded. I still make assumptions and have to untangle the decades of dogma that are learned living in a world where white privilege exists.

The thing is that there is a lot of unconscious categorizing that our brain does. Sociologists call it in grouping and out grouping. It's a biological imperative that we are hard wired with to quickly determine predators. Racism is a direct result of that. Many people do it without even being aware that it is what…

I think the sizzle can develop, as long as there is some level of sexual interest on your part. Does the thought of sex with him do anything for you? If the idea grosses you out, then forget it. It'll never work. But even if you have curiosity, rather than rabid lust, I'd say that's workable.

I think chemistry can develop, especially if everything else about him is great. Also I think that stomach-dropping lust fades pretty quickly to something a lot more comfortable for most people. It's definitely fun while it lasts, but I don't know if it's essential for happiness since it seems pretty ephemeral to me

TAMU is one of those schools where the math is actually entirely the other direction. "I pay your tuition". No, football paid for your computer science building. But whatever asshole from suburban Houston

do you mean a collage of college Republicans?

"Of course, they can pay Jim Harbaugh $48 million because they don't have to pay any of the athletes. The athletes are the ones that make the school, it's not really the coach. If Nick Saban doesn't have those athletes that he has, can he still be Alabama?"

Yeah those games from Sept to Mid November in the Pacific NW are just blistery cold. Like, almost below freezing.

In Tennessee, aggravated rape is a Class A felony, which incurs a fine of up to $50,000, at least 15 (and up to 60) years in prison, or both. That's 15 years per count.

My mom is usually really great at helping me pick out clothes, and knows I have my own style and respects that. But will still tell me if I look lumpy or weird in a certain article of clothing. The first time I went out and bought myself a really nice, expensive wool coat...I looked around the store and thought "oh…

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

Normally when someone details you until you show them your vagina, it is kidnapping and sexual assault.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.