Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

That’s because you are not a bright person.

Not one thing about this story makes sense to me.

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

Sorry, is this a get-off-my-lawn take about the fact that people have names?

They also released a study concluding that if you read this article and then immediately toss out their data to insist that, no, actually you stream new music all the time because you are a very knowledgeable music person, you are missing the point entirely to be insufferable.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Well call them up and give them your Kinja password and username.

Listen, when Trump said he was going to run for president, everyone said the same things. “It’s never going to happen, there’s no way, if you think there’s a chance, you’re an idiot”

This doesn’t scan; after he makes time go backward, he then flies around the planet in the opposite direction, causing it to go forward again. If he was going faster than light, he’d simply need to slow down in order for time to go back to normal.

Star Wars 4 lyfe and all that, but the Superman theme is the best thing Williams has ever done. It practically defines the word “iconic”. You could play the Superman Theme to someone who’s never even heard of Superman, and they would still say that’s Superman’s theme.

I’m glad somebody still enjoys a nice pass during all this #MeToo nonsense.

Don’t use time.

Someone needs to cut the Magary-Thumbs-Up .gif into the video.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

Yeah, I hate it when people do that.

Hamlet really narrows it down

Go fuck yourself

They just got rid of that guy?

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