1. VIN Scully is not just AN OLD WHITE GUY. He has been in and around football longer than you have been living.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

I’m pretty proud of the commentariat for not going low and telling you to go fuck yourself and that Pop is the best.

Flippers Pizzeria in Central Florida (and St. Pete!) is another small chain serving great pies.

I wonder if there’s a cut off point beyond which a chain becomes too big to be great?

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

Uh, yeah, I’m not following up on that.

Of course they did, but this isn’t a history of video games book. It’s a list of the most accessible and enjoyable games for kids in 2017.

I used to have these same questions. Then I decided to treat conjoined twins as one person with two heads. Now I sleep better.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Dude, fuck the fuck right off with your freshwater stream and clothespin privilege, Jesus Christ.

You know, I never even noticed the took it away until I saw you mention this. It was the only punting stat that I thought mattered as a kid, we used to go out in my back yard and have contests to see who could get the longest hang-time, which never ended in fights about how to time it and how long someone’s actual…

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

No, it’s actually not hard at all to mourn the death of a 16-year-old.

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

But is there any reason this would play into their meeting if Jon himself doesn’t even know any of this shit?

To me, that “okay?” is like “Do you understand and agree?”

FTFY