Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

I don’t understand why they just didn’t scream “NO FAIR!”, grab the bats and balls, and storm off the sandlot to go home and play Xbox.

You’ll be ok, professor.

If Jerry West can be a good developer of talent, Ballmer will be really really really excited to have him.

He falls to sac at 5?

It feels like you had a point you wanted to make before this, and then saw this article and said “Eh. Close enough.”

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

Yes, 2 out of the 3 teams most likely to end up in the top 3 did, with the sole exception being a team with 2 chances to take a lottery pick from another team ending in the too 3. I also object to 1+1=2. That seems too convenient too.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

The nerve of people fucking caring about and liking things.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Before stepping down as Pacers president, Bird called every other team president to tell them exactly what he was going to do.

I feel like you took my previous suggestion to not be a wang and pursued the complete opposite option

Thank you *so* much for disregarding my inability to mention that the dunk accounted for a third of Turner’s points, as this post went up midway through the second quarter and I freely acknowledge that I cannot psychically ordain a guy’s scoring total before halftime.

I’m giving you the star but I don’t know why

Dodger dogs...in all forms...are the most overrated ballpark food in the country. Fight me!

Wait...Donald Trump is the president?