ah yes, my rollable oled tv dreams, which are definitely things I had

Actually now that I think about it he wouldn’t be all that bad in the Bill Murray role, the dentist’s masochist patient. 

Quiet Place: Pig in the City

Somehow James Corden will end up in this movie. Possibly as the dentist.

that “if” is doing an awful lot of work in that sentence

imagine living like this

imagine declaring that you’re going to buy a gun so you can kill people in the name of... not the USA, but fucking Donald Trump

...suffered a crippling mechanical issue as he rolled his rear tire.

der film

I live in the DMV and so I cross lines with enough regularity

That “Are You Afraid of the Dark” cast photo makes it look like it’s thiiiiiiiis close to being a “Head of the Class” prequel series.

Came for the goddamn Queens of the Stone Age song.

“You ain’t made flowers on me in maybe three weeks... Makes me sad is all.”

The photo makes it look like he’s telling Luke Skywalker that he must face Darth Vader again

That’s ridiculous, everyone knows Harvey wasn’t a real giant rabbit. He was played by a guy in an invisible rabbit suit.

also automatic weapons

right time of day, the 7-11 down the street is 20-30 minutes away

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the name of the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein IS the monster.

Spiritually, the Eagles are always 20+ games back

except MVP voting is done right at the end of the season, not after the playoffs