"That's not a knife..."

Goddammit, this comment hasn't gotten nearly enough love.

is the subject of another video that shows him throwing footballs directly at a teammate.

"SAY MY NAME!"

"Wha... I don't know that!"

Would you say "blackskin"? Or name a football team that?

One of the decisions my wife and I made after our first child was born was in which order we would expose him to the Star Wars movies. We (correctly) decided on original trilogy first, and then maybe later he could watch the prequels and be disappointed in them like the rest of us.

the "good black people" column

"In Reese I thrust"

If his phone was truly out of his control and the sentiment was posted by a friend, Seguin would have been better off owning up to that fact.

We don't talk the way in our day to day like we do on our phones. More specifically, we don't capitalize every new sentence and proper noun

Poster-worthy quote: "It isn't something that's literally unwatchable!"

God dammit, I'm chuckling out loud at my desk.

It just occurred to me, these videos are the first time I've ever heard FemShep speak.

Based on the title of the article, I had thought (hoped) this was going to be a rant against sanctimonious pricks who babble on endlessly about how they read the books long ago, and they hope a particular minor character/plot point is included next season, and how the show is worthless if it doesn't include a…

This is all I can think of when I see the main image.

You're not looking in the right places for these particular shows. The channels these shows appear on end in "Junior", such as "Disney Junior," "Nick Jr.," etc. By no means am I suggesting there are no terrible shows on Disney Channel and PBS, just not these particular ones.

It's almost like The Daily Screencap is a feature in which Deadspin takes a humorous or confusing screen capture from the previous evening's sporting entertainment and crafts a brief writeup to make it even more humorous.

I hadn't noticed until now that the Silver Surfer apparently visited Camp Khitomer and started making holes.

even seemingly minor acts by professional athletes can reverberate with the public