...who is almost certainly homeless at this point.

The bigger issue would be if Beyonce died DURING the performance...

It's almost as if some of the content of this site is intended as humor.

Ha!

That's the reddest face I've seen on a Simpson since Ashlee was caught lip-synching on SNL.

Sorry to hear about your giantism :(

Spanish Men's basketball team impression

A NuWay is what I call it when I masturbate with Nutella and tears.

the blood spatter landing on fields of cotton

Greatest comment ever.

I keep looking at the Thor one and all I can hear in my head is "FOR STUFFING!!!"

Jesus Christ. +1

Cry me a river.

Replying to promote because GET OUT OF MY HEAD! :)

I'm going to echo a pink comment that I can't promote for some reason, and which is too short to respond to, so "langsalang", this one's for you (and me):

I don't care if no one else saw it or cared to comment, this is magnificent.

Nor does the golf system. Or rather, the club system.

Women aren't allowed to join fraternities in college either. Sexism?

+1 Goddamn, that's good stuff.

Pictured: Dave Navarro