The NBA should have given players the option of either entering the draft after high school or having to wait until after their junior year of college.

replying to promote and give all the people with creepy exes the means to stop them from stalking their FB accounts

damn dolphins just want to play or have sex all the time

You can set that as a default in your profile/settings.

No mention of pregnant Snooki's due date of December 21, 2012? I knew they were hiding something.

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All the ref said to him was "Benelux next time."

My kid brought home a book called "Sylvester and the Magic Pebble" and wanted to read it every night for two weeks. It's a horrible, sad story that filled me with a crippling depression, and it's so poorly written (even for a children's book) that I'm convinced it's been translated from a foreign language. Probably…

I know all of the words to "I am the Walrus" and I have no idea what it it about.

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Promoting

"Oh there you are, Perry."

It's "Incest!" The game the whole family can enjoy!

Celebrity couple name: Poise-terior

This is great. The only situations it would not work in would be: 1) any site where there are maximum length restrictions, and 2) any user account that requires the user to change their password every so often. I may implement something like this for my web passwords.

Promoting. Good stuff.

"What's going on? What does any of this mean? This column is a shit."

What the fuck, do people in Germany just hang around at the airports during windstorms and take video of airplanes landing and taking off?

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Pretty sure Gruden would disagree with the call, calling it a "good, hard football play".