NO MORE GRAY WIRES!

So... Ashley Cole is a dude, right?

..."While we are not the most important ingredients in the pie, we certainly are a slice of that pie that gives the whole experience full flavor."

@tellygolf: When you told us you have a girlfriend, were you telling us the truth?

I just watched that "Creeping Oobleck" video.

Meanwhile, there's a guy who spontaneously bleeds from his wrists and ankles who's a proud owner of a Tebow jersey.

You canna change the laws of physics, Cap'n!

No "swordfish"? Pshaw.

It took me about 6 or 7 pages to realize I needed to read the panels from right to left, lol

@'Mohammed Asif': True!

"married women don't do that sort of thing"

@algomeysa: 1:05 in the video at the top of the page

Looks like something straight out of an Aphex Twin video.

@Gottliebs Cards: Ducky should have died at some point.

@ps61318: Nor was anyone on Route 66.

@brillow: This doesn't speak to how much more or less interesting the new Tron's computer world is, but:

@elreyloco: Attempting to close italics for the good of humankind.

@In Re Hightower: Ryan Reynolds has no problem being saddled with Scarlett J.

@MathIsHard: Play AC2 at least. I skipped the first one due to lackluster reviews and just read a synopsis of the plot and I was fine jumping into the second. I haven't played this new one but I have to recommend AC2 just as a gaming experience. Great, great fun.

Take over he did, and the Redskins couldn't do a damn thing to stop him.