@salt_bagel: I was absolutely certain you were trying to be funny until I tried it in MS Paint. I am amazed.

@UkraineNotWeak: The bloke took a wombat in his gullymullagoo.

@pheltsaucier: Correction: KG actually said Jerry Jones is an AIDS on his team and the league.

Look, I liked Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings films too, but I'm not sure Viggo Mortensen's performance merits a 170-foot statue.

@pwnerjam6.0: Separate post, usually an hour or so after this one.

@ifarah12: Peach?

@Steve Williams: I dare say everyone in the world is agnostic. It's impossible to know whether there is a god.

Brothers from another mother.

@Dolla Dolla Bill: Pretty sure Greg just calls that "Thursday".

@Mister_Roboto: It's OK. This has all happened before.

I was going to say that the look on Joe Bucks' face in that picture is priceless, but then I realized that's just Joe Buck's face.

@bobmighty: That's absolutely diabolical.

@Mecharine: Set in Lovecraft, MA, no less. Couldn't they have tried to be a bit more subtle?

I just got off the phone with the Autobot Society, and I was pleasantly surprised to find out that some Transformers have nipples. But they wouldn't reveal which ones.

I think "Husky Career Link" is where Jared from Subway got his start.

@shmendo: Wow, you really went the extra mohel for that joke.

Tobey Maguire looks weird with a mustache.

@Saberhagendaaz: You guys are really beating a dead... wait a sec.

@norbizness: This begs the question, which population has a higher average age: the giant tortoises of Galapagos, or the retired widows of Boca Raton?

@Bernie Carbomb: +1 useful engine