@Cobalt: In his defense, feeling shame is one of Japan's national pastimes.

@Desi_Relaford: Nostradamus!

New research shows that these microbes cope with solid surfaces by standing upright, projecting tiny legs, and walking.

@simonbroenner: True story.

@DeepFriar: Wow. +1

I didn't realize Gary Oldman was that fanatic about the Rays.

If you would have asked me to imagine a bald man named Goldberg furiously beating something, this is EXACTLY what I would have imagined.

@gamerjason88: HELL and YES.

@crazycaveman:Oogala, Boogala!: Disney traded Al Michaels for Oswald. True story.

Surprised they didn't CGI the fuck out of it in the special editions.

Iran's flying boat squadron is right out of a James Bond film

Rafael Nadal didn't have a good day in Thailand.

@ClueHeywood: Question is: how "now" was it?

The power of Christ compels you!

Meanwhile in Chicago, Elliott Ness will be having a raid of booze.

He'll be establishing base camp at Shooters.

I thought this game was pretty good back when it was called Doom 3. Not sure I need to play it again.

I'm confured and disoriented by any "Morning Spoilers" that doesn't have scads of Transformers 3 set photos showing nothing exciting.

@OKC Backstabbers: I never realized how hardcore Frank Deford's fans are.