I like his style, punctuation and use of wolf-call special effects, though.

@Roy: There's an elephant and what looks like some sort of monkey, or maybe a sheep.

@captfoss: I'll thank you to not ever refer to The Phantom Menace as "the first movie". :)

Wave never interested me because I could never find a use for it in my lines of communication, but one thing always lingered from my (very) brief, initial impressions: it seemed like, at its core, Wave was just an updated BBS. Am I way off for thinking this?

Seems like a recipe for overheating your components. I know my receiver, for example, runs a little on the hot side, so it would be a good idea to build in some sort of ventilation. How? No idea...

@apd09: +1 death blossom

Great, now I'm picturing an "Eiffel Tower" with Favre and Tiger and a big-boobed ho without morals and a soul. Thanks, Deadspin. #nightmarefuel

I was going to say how much many of those reminded me of Roger Dean album covers, right down to the lettering of the titles.

@MattinglysSideburns: Seriously, is there a dearth of decent typefaces in northern Ohio or what? I'm surprised the entire paper isn't just written in crayon.

...where I met the people who would become my lifelong friends and mentors. Their guidance, encouragement and support will always be with me.

@NightElfMohawk: In fact, I immediately googled to make sure I wasn't talking out of my ass and found this article:

@Craniumz: No one is implying a ripoff; the original song is in the film and the score is intentionally calling back to it at an appropriate moment. The fact that it's slowed down is also appropriate, as it goes along with the distorted time sense in the dream environment.

@Neeraj Verma: At the risk of stepping on BeefSupreme's toes, I think what he's saying is this:

@SisterFister: Lifehacker is just around the corner.

Guilty as charged. When I look at iPhone apps that are on sale, the ones with the higher anchor prices immediately draw my eye, even if they're on sale for the same amount as a bunch of others with much lower anchor prices.

@arjuna909: she said "And you'll NEVER believe what happens! It turns out that DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER!!!".

@Delonte, Interrupted: It sucks when the article is written before the meeting takes place, and the writer has to half-ass rework the opening to try to accommodate the fact that the meeting went exactly the opposite way as anticipated.

@ShaSt One: Read the first sentence again.

@sleepyirv: ...as far as you know.

Lance Armstrong's hidden ball trick is approaching The Prestige levels of commitment.