@Java Ferrari: I 've never heard an athiest denounce Buddhism, which is a deity-less practice.

Bill Bellichick sees nothing wrong with monkeying with injury reports.

@chiieddy: Next week: DIY lawn darts!

@JeebusCripesSupercar: Our top story tonight: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Too much Toy Story, not enough "My Precious!"

@mynameisjay: Your question confuses me.

@titansfan78: And yet I will still buy a lap dance from her.

@Daniel Chambos: You threw up and then went to Taco Bell? You're doing it wrong.

There hasn't been this much surprising excitement involving a Ray on a baseball field since Tampa Bay's storybook run through the AL playoffs in 2008.

@Spartanical: It looks like a hammerhead shark.

@hebrew hammer: Is this your gym?

7 minutes in Cleveland. No wallet.

@jupiterthunder: Take a look at the top og the image; there's a clickable bit that says "Why do you have an extra DVD?", so not only does he truly have an extra one, but Netflix seems to recognize it and have an explanation for it.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: A rather ill-advised Al Cowlings business venture.

@FatLukeWilson: Chris Kaman had a televised announcement too?

@minimaltek: "Immolate" does not go well with wooden headphones.

@pootnah: Impossible. The paragraphs didn't all contradict each other.

@mr_mr: [lifehacker.com]

@Emperor_was_a_jerk: Android is an OS. Not a phone.

@Delonte, Interrupted: +1 Smh