@The_Night_Man_Cometh: "husband"?
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@Hit Bull Win Steak: I don't know... does it?
@HardwareWars: "Colon", not "Semi-colon". Those two extra syllables just make the name unwieldy.
@Desi_Relaford: And way better than seeing any World Cup athlete fall to the ground faking a crippling injury.
@akacrash: It's amazing what people can do for you if you're an antual person standing right in front of them rather than a disembodied voice on the phone or, worse, an even more anonymous email.
@SpiroAgnewsGhost: Putting aside whether or not that's true, what I want to know is how the NBA got this reputation and other sports remain free of that tainted image?
@StuckBetweenStations: That's Gary Coleman. He had a kidney condition, that's why he looked so... Oh, wait. You didn't mean him.
@sharkmcduff: He's a gooood girl, livin' in Reseda...
Bet against Obama? Passenger 57 has some advice for you.
@UkraineNotWeak: They tuk ur sturrr! Dinka durrr!
@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: That could replace the entire overtime system.
Youtube's own Sexman is not amused.
@DM: "she"? Well, there's your answer. #newyorkyankees
@Weed Against Speed: He gives a helluva handjob too.
This is the most mystifying thing done by a Thrower since Mariano Rivera's phantom spitball. #talladegasuperspeedway
@Weed Against Speed: +1 armadillo in his trousers #adrianpeterson
@cprincipe: Oh please. There are no racists in New Jersey. #newjerseynets
@salisburysdatingcoach: He did get a little something in his eye, though. #youthfootball
If you throw that gopher mascot to Alfred Molina, he'll throw you the whip. #mascots