Dude, Cannon Fodder was my jam back when I was a kid!

Yeah, I noticed it immediately (They puff out like a life jacket...) and it totally wigged me out

“Cherished Star Wars characters like Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo regularly fall off cliffs and bungle big moments. Spaceships clumsily crash into each other seconds after taking off with a swell of grandiose music in their wake”

Ok, let me preface this with, you may be onto something with the hidden costs.
But. Why do you assume he has a mortgage? He’s a millionaire...

Here, let me try answering the question for you, as Reddit is just being silly doing that to you.

Holy misinformation Batman! This is a terrible article :P

But sadly, it's utter shit. I purchased it with lovely thoughts of old school ROTT, and was mortified with what I got (a steaming pile of shit).

Mmm, that splatter :3

Man, you are such a jerk.

Obviously Gaben decided that all us gamers should spend time with our families over Christmas. What a nice guy.

You're a bit of a douchebag, huh?

Look at it this way. Why is childbirth, heterosexual intercourse, and violent death allowed on apple's platform, but not homosexual intercourse?

I hope you have your foot WAY in your mouth by now.

The devs have said it has launched. The game displays Version 1.0. It is no longer in Alpha or Beta, please educate yourself.