Also why.do lesbians have so many God damn opinions about everything??

Well I’ve had sex with HUNDREDS of women and never brought one to orgasm. I don’t understand why; I have a huge cock. What was this article about again?

Including at the drive in as part of your joke that “ha ha these are bands you’ve never heard of because you’re old” kind of ruins the joke. Funny joke though.

Haha you think he can feel shame! That’s rich!

Came here hoping to see this joke

How about pro-clothes-hanger-abortion?

OH. OH. Imagine the OUTRAGE if there were monuments honoring WHITE PEOPLE!

I like fucking this guy.

I think that joke warrants a slice of cherry pie.

See ya there. I did the same thing. (Though I didn’t know misreading headlines was a sin)

They’re not fighting to fight. They’re fighting to win at something which takes effort and also to get fucking paid a shit ton of money to do it.

That’s better than my idea, which was to have them write “Happy Holidays” on my cup. Making it explicitly pagan is a definite improvement. I want to find a barista willing to write “there is no god.”

That’s why you wear them to the grocery store and the post office as well.

They used a machine translator. My guess is there is a Portuguese word that can be translated as “wear” or “consume/take”.

This article is like telling people not to “talk black” or “sound gay”. There are natural variations in the way people speak, and it’s the judgers who need to change, not the ones being judged.

Well look. If I want to modify a noun with a damn noun, then you very well better believe I am going to not even be so damn as to what like person who has ever been so far as to ok?

Tell me you’re trolling.

What the fuck are you on about?

It’s the pain of knowing she’ll never have an orgasm.

I am really envious of your ability to hate-read books. I have a hard time finishing books I like.