One thing that I’m surprised wasn’t written about in here: in this cantata, coffee is presented as a very female addiction and something that drives women to hysterical praise of its virtues.

Not to split hairs: But Abrahams would not be the first African-American Female Govenor.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Just ask each prospective partner for their latest ex’s phone number. I’m sure the ex will tell you everything you need to know.

I am so very, very fucked up. Where do I even start?

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Unfortunately, 3/4's of the people who voted for Trump don’t give a flying fuck about this. What’s infuriating is that probably more than half of those 3/4's have their own family history with immigrating to the United States. It’s maddening that we have such a big amount of fickle assholes who don’t give a fuck about…

I always wonder whether I had imagined Brian Dunkleman for that brief early aughts moment... Sorta like the Sinbad movie ‘Shazam!’

RIP Brian Dunkleman.

Tharis Noegod?

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.