where did he say anything about God? You're absolutely right that science and philosophy can never disprove God. That's why I don't understand it when religious people get all worked up about evolution. If God planted all this evidence to test our faith, then he intended for us to discover it and work out the puzzle…

it really upset me when I had to listen to an asshole go on a racist tirade about black people. I'm a retail drone so I couldn't really tell him off. Anyway, as I began to relay the story to others I started to realize what a fucking moron I was being. I was upset because I had to HEAR something racist. Wah poor me.

it's embarrassing now, but I did some grade A trolling in AOL chat rooms on 9/11

I think I just made plans for tonight.

The fuck are you talking about? The blues was invented by young, misogynistic, gun-toting hustlers. Gangsta rap, lyrically, is the direct descendant of the self-aggrandizing, material-obsessed, macho content of original delta blues music. I love that shit, but it ain't high-brow.

"Barack Obama's my bro, but sometimes I think he's a little TOO authoritarian."—Adolph Hitler

or this: http://www.homedepot.com/p/Haier-55-in-…

This cover is terrible. Which kid's dad is on drums?

I know I'm not like a popular poster on this site who needs to be concerned with his reputation but I'm really appalled by the language use in my post. I am really drunk right now.

The guilt by association compilation is excellent. Will Oldham covers Mariah. This particular track is related to the current post. ETA it's superchunk doing beyonce or destiny's child i'm not sure which.

there's a guy at my work who I'm pretty sure identifies as female outside of work (i'm calling him a guy here because he uses a male name and the men's restroom). He always pisses and leaves without washing his hands, which really irritated me until I realized he's probably been beat up in more than one men's room.…

I assumed it's so you can prove you were paying attention if you get in an accident.

Yeah man. People might even get together to build the roads in their neighborhood or business district. They might have some kind of...vote or something, to decide who would direct these activities and ensure they were done properly. Then they might pool all their resources in some kind of...treasury so that they…

i put it on a stir stick and put it in water based paint, which stuck right to it. Obviously the paint has intentional adhesive qualities, but i don't see the stuff being useful for much more than water.

I'm pretty slow at running, and fast at wacking, but i could still run 200 meters in less time than it takes me to jerk it.

Actually no. I can tell you from experience working in retail that you're absolutely incorrect. If a pallet is in good condition you can pretty much assume that it's going to be reused, no matter where it is located in relation to a dumpster (unless it is inside the dumpster, in which case it's fair to assume it's…

You guys know that when pallets are sitting out by the dumpster they're usually waiting to be collected so that they can be reused, right? If you just go take them for free, that is stealing.

I like the part where he was about to write about "feeling" the boys, but crossed it out and wrote instead that he was "watching the boys".

I understood what you meant, but it took some effort. If you had put some little quotsie things around the phrase "meters a year" it would have been more clear. But dude. Am I getting paid to read this site or are you getting paid to write for this site? I shouldn't have to put any effort into figuring out what the…

You missed the part that would actually be worth editing, which is that "meters a year slower" would not be much slower at all.