Varnish is clear.

I don't know much about Beyonce and when her record came out, and I'm too drunk to research it before posting this comment, but it's a tragedy that this song wasn't released in April (2011 or 2012) because it'd be a guaranteed Summer hit. Releasing it as we head into Winter seems like kind of a travesty.

Hanauer, not Hanaeur.

I don't have an opinion about Fender's motives, because I don't know anything about their company culture, but most of the time when an American corporation does any kind of charity or tribute they are doing it for PR. I'm fairly sure, also, that Fender will put a ridiculous monetary value on those guitars and claim…

Muphry's law strikes again.

Drinking and driving may lead to car accidents.

The best thing Katy Perry's ever done.

The strokes are not British.

I'm not a crazy person! I'm a very well-educated person!

I think that whole "Weapons of Mass Destruction" thing may have been a bigger hoax.

@Xazi2003: one thousand is only one word. one thousand six hundred seventy nine is also one word. A space between two or more elements of a word when written doesn't make it less of a word. "Gift bag" is one word, not two.

@radio.one: I have no problem with the longest word being infinitely long. It renders the argument moot, which is exactly what I want.

@tooji: A better example might be spelling out the number pi, since the protein in the virus is considered by these people to be a word because it means something. 3.14 etc. has a very specific meaning. You don't even have to spell it out with letters, since numerals are just as much a part of our orthography as…

They're exactly the same as the typical Maxim cover, but with slightly more clothing and dryer hair.