Bitch, you gotta battle him, then me first.

Kristen and I will utilize our Samsung appliances in all the ways only Jason Torchinski could imagine.

I will buy her a sloth sweater, and she will weep happy tears on my shoulder for minutes on end. <3

Exactly. And the sheep will continue to argue about its “level of offensiveness” or w/e stupid thing they want to debate. Spoiler alert: your opinion on the topic doesn’t matter here.

Ok, they mime putting a gun to their heads, but it’s not like they’re actually killing themselves. Just as other people have pointed out, people often mime suicide in real life when extremely bored or annoyed. And why would anyone get shaken by seeing a suicide in a game where a major game mechanic is trying to shoot…

LOL, no. How many times when you were in school did you pretend to shoot yourself, while listening to a boring teacher? probably all the time. Also VR is NOT a fully visceral experience, you don’t actually feel anything that happens. Hence you don’t really feel like you blew up when playing Keep Talking and Nobody…

Contriversy at its worst. Like the “question” up there with no response:

Competition is a poor excuse to justify the lowering of the impact of murder over suicide.

Aim at your feet in doom???

oh god...we got to put an end to this paranoid safety shit. Yes you should be penalized... 1 death from suicide maybe more respawn time.. thats it.

Why do you think that killing oneself in VR is worse than killing others? Is VR suicide really worse than VR murder? Why is that so?

and you sound like because you personally think its too much for you t handle, others shouldn’t be able to experience it.

You’re playing a game where you kill people.

Hey you’re within the lines. That’s huge!

“Holler for a dollar? Something strange for some change? Something funny for some money?”

Since Florida has shown how suck-cessful a scheme like this can be!

Oooh, a Daffodil!

How was your driving test?

In other news: Dutch researchers have concluded that yes, indeed, blondes do have much more fun.

I have a feeling the back seats will be used more than the fronts for most lessons...

Hopefully his name won’t be Buck, because I’d rather not be fucked.

Putting the “pro” in “quid pro quo.”