Yeah, like, what even? If my neighbor came over and was like “Hey, I have cancer. Also, I’ve never liked your dog, so can you put him down for me?” I’d be like “Your struggle with cancer will be very brief before succumbing to something else.”
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My girlfriend Heidi Klum and I always feel bad when kids have to make up stories to make themselves seem more popular.
Don’t feel too bad. I hear there’s a major US political party that tells a variation on that same basic lie all the time now.
My friend’s dad used to grow weed next to his tomato plants, and one of the first times he smelled weed somewhere else, he went, “It smells like my dad’s tomato plants!”
My dad told me that cows have shorter legs on one side than the other, so that they can stand on hills and not fall down. He also told me that the leaves he was smoking were “Turkish Tobacco.”
Washing dishes in hot water helps the grease come off :P
But I agree that it does nothing about germs =)
Its like modern business, they just want the profits to go up and up and up!
And when they go down? Well then you just start firing people untill the profit margin is positive again!
How I loathed that little shit. Never really liked Scooby Doo much at all, but the addition of The Thing That Shall Not Be Named just murdered it for me completely.
I’m not trolling I’ve just always thought she was one due to her closeness with Marcy.
This is not Snoopy. Do not assume all cartoon dogs engage in the same crimes.
Dilbert and Garfield were never funny. Garfield without Garfield is hilarious.
I think there was another strip where Violet’s bragging, and Charlie Brown talks about how no matter how tired his dad is at the end of the day, he always makes time to play with him before dinner.
I think you can also call that a ‘meth addiction’.
Damn... just... wow.
Brutaler.
Sharks, BASE and Fear...