Rachel Maddow was practically giggling on air when she showed this clip the other night.

God, I wish they’d all just go back to Party City where they belong.

Isn’t he also in the starring role, though? I was so excited for this movie, but then all of this garbage came out, and particularly if seeing it means having to look at his stupid face, I just don’t think I can bring myself to watch it.

So, where does one acquire a Rapinoe jersey?

Funny how a country whose PM insists that they impose a strict separation between the religious and the secular still has the following, very Catholic holidays marked as public holidays:

For a second I thought the headline said, “Cocaine, Butter and Chicken Fat....” Which would probably also be tasty, or at least highly addictive.

A liberal, independent candidate split the Democratic vote. Also, there was an anti-bear baiting referendum on the ballot, which brought every last right-wing weirdo out of the woods to vote. That may be the most Maine sentence I’ve typed in months.

Another Mainer here- this is literally what I was saying to someone yesterday. Every person I knew in high school who used or sold drugs was white. Every last one of them. They were all white kids dealing pot or oxy or whatever out of their mother’s trailers. LePage is a statewide embarrassment.

It says that a liberal, independent candidate split the vote. Twice. Think about that the next time you hear someone rambling about how they’re going to vote for Jill Stein.

My mom, aunt and uncle climbed Angel’s Landing when we were in Zion. They described the climb to me, and I was like, Oh, fuck no.

Don’t they know that it’s Merkel and Hillary that decide the future composition of their nation, not the stupid racist common voters in a democratic election.

It doesn’t actually ban all crosses, just large/conspicuous ones, whatever that means. I’d bet a hundred bucks not one Christian has ever been disciplined for wearing a cross under that ban.

Not to mention that they don’t seem to have done the slightest bit of research, given that one of their questions is this:

Then maybe Hillary ought to shade right back and give an interview to Deadspin, if they want one (note: I would actually die from hysterical laughter if this were to happen). In the meantime, I’ll bet Jill Stein would be all over this golden opportunity, thirsty as she is.

Or Russian. Every time I hear it, it sounds like Vladimir Putin trying to speak Spanish.

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I was discussing aspects of this with one of my Urdu instructors just yesterday. It probably doesn’t help that Saudi Arabia has funded madrassas throughout the Muslim world which, of course, promote the ultra-strict, Wahabbi version of Islam. She was saying that culturally, it’s a completely different interpretation…

She didn’t stay silent. She was speaking up against him back during the primaries, but she stopped just short of saying she wouldn’t endorse (although my impression of her comments then was that they boiled down to, “Not a chance in hell, unless he has a personality transplant”). Now she’s categorically announcing…

I don’t know- I finished high school in 2000, and we had to take a (fairly decent) government class and also took the U.S. citizenship test in class. Maybe this isn’t a thing anymore.