Fuck lane splitters. This is awesome.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

That XJ has the coveted factory spare tire carrier. It’s unobtainium, and I need it.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Anyone else wish that they had replaced it with a stump. just so it’s existence would always be remembered?

Seeing this, activision has now announced that all trees will be removed from Call of Duty and destiny 2. But you can buy back the trees you want.

Damn, Scott Pruitt’s EPA really isn’t fucking around.

Try to realize the truth... ...there is no tree...

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Now THAT is listening to your customers!

FYI Avoid Titanfall 2, its very fast paced, jump boots, wall running etc. Its a fine game with a great campaign but it def. would not be up your alley.

Possibly true, but with the latest information, the two situations seem extremely different.

Be careful with WWII puns; it’s not for a wide audience, and not everyone Goebbels them up when offered...

Every Saturday is D-Day for me, because young American men keep falling into my bush and crying about it.

Nah, it’s a Holocaust joke. I won’t go there. But here’s one that’s borderline...

Except she’s best friends with Kate The Wasp, another female comic who doesn’t do vulgar Amy Schumer type stuff. Except she’s a staunch supporter of a lot of important feminist causes. Except she is one to generally laugh at herself. Except her point about being smart with your comedy and not “like one of the boys” is…

This would be a blockbuster...

HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.

This is some top flight Kinja.