Hey, and with the 16k you save, you can buy a decent used car that will actually work every day!

I had to google “churlish”. Yeah, I’m churlish.

“Hah! Joke’s on you whipper snapper because my penis may be small but my prostate is fucking gigantic!!!”

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Are you sure you are just not justifying your hoarding behavioral issue? ;)

Earth.

Alberta is Canada’s Texas.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Is it overreach when the government tells me I can’t enrich uranium on my own property?

Because to Trump and therefore to the White House, someone saying something mean about Trump is far more important than any of those issues.

I really don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, I see that it’s important for someone who committed a crime to be removed from power. On the other, I don’t like the idea that someone who committed a crime should never have a job, or never have a “good” job that they can enjoy. The best compromise…

Requisite comment: I love reading about Eve, but god damn I never want to play it.

This warms the cockles of my heart. This is a mug of cocoa on a snowy day. This is a close parking spot at a Target. This is a holiday with nothing to do but sleep in and binge-watch Netflix. This is hitting the Costco just when they have a ton of free samples out. This is a complimentary side dish in your takeout…

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

I don’t know enough about his case but it seems like he has been punished for his actions, made material and concrete steps to rehabilitation and has apologized. Isnt that the goal of a society for restorative justice ? Is he supposed to never work again?

I think what people want whenever anything like this happens is for the person to fade from existence, like they’re being written off as a TV show and no longer have any impact on anyone’s lives.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

This is a sweet picture.

My wife actually asked me if he was a Make-a-Wish kid...

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?