I love watching omnivores taking advantage of a free buffet.

Hey, and with the 16k you save, you can buy a decent used car that will actually work every day!

I had to google “churlish”. Yeah, I’m churlish.

“Hah! Joke’s on you whipper snapper because my penis may be small but my prostate is fucking gigantic!!!”

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Are you sure you are just not justifying your hoarding behavioral issue? ;)

Was just about to post this. It’s been on Youtube for four years; not sure why it’s only now making the festival circuit. Anyway, help y’selves! yay for the Internet!

I remember watching this a few years ago, it was a 30 minute short film. Is this a full-length feature? It would be good to specify these things.

The only reason David S. Pumpkins worked was that Hanks threw himself into it so completely. No eye-rolling, no hesitation, no snark. At some point, he obviously decided that if it didn’t work, damned if it was going to be because he didn’t try. The man embraced the absurdity and walked out with a victory.

Yeah, this is Idiocracy level stupid.. Tom hanks didn’t “get” the sketch because he is not a stoned millenial in his mother’s basement gorging on Taco Bell..

Part of it! (and scene)

And the skeletons are what?!

He’s his own thang!!!

I’M SO IN THE WEEDS WITH DAVID PUMPKINS!

But I, a rapidly approaching middle age super villain, dare to enter a Hot Topic?!?! Nay, I shall send my eldest child, eye rolls and all.

He was in the Twitter voting for SNL Pops but I think was beaten by another character. Still means Funko’s got him under consideration though, I’m betting Hot Topic exclusive whenever they get released.

YES, SEVERAL!

Any questions?

What, he has a middle initial now? I am so in the weeds with David Pumpkins!

Because to Trump and therefore to the White House, someone saying something mean about Trump is far more important than any of those issues.