If this is considered impressive then I was right not to give this game a chance.
Fatlawyer
Fatlawyer
I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.
The difference is the materials. Jade is porous which can be a breeding ground for bacteria. Ben wa balls are usually made of safer materials like medical grade silicone. It is not concern trolling, it is pointing out that jade is not a good material to be putting inside the body.
...and organic ayurvedic detox tea. Because nothing helps lack of clean water more than tea that dehydrates the fuck out of you.
I can, actually.
God, can you imagine her sending kale to Flint?
An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”
“coming off as pissy and petty.”
She has a point. Whenever a man tells me to steam my vagina I spend all day sitting on the kettle. But when she does I mock her.
Gwyneth is totally right! If a man was selling insanely expensive junk science and telling me to put rocks in my vagina I’d be throwing my money at him and have a goddamn landslide in my cooter right now!
No Gwyneth, people hate Goop because it is full of bad and potentially harmful information. You want to tell people about your favorite organic pasta, fine. But if you tell people to put jade eggs in their vaginas, people are going to criticize you for encouraging something that could cause infection.
Yep, we Normals are livin’ the dream! Don’t let the secret get out.
“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”
- Illiteracy
To quote a UNC Writing Center tutor, “Dog is improtant in North Carolina.”
I like to imagine that your wife works at a very small workplace, and everybody in the office is wondering who the mystery shitter is.