“Zaphod Cheetolbrox” is the best thing I’ve read all day. You are one hoopy frood.

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

Jesus, Trump. You are presumably the leader of the free world. Learn how to give a dignified handshake. Cringing.

It’s not all that counts at all. Someone can be in and totally unfit and bounced out with a dishonorable discharge within a year. Do I hold that person in the same regard as a 20-year enlisted soldier with multiple combat tours? No I don’t,

There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.

What a fucking idiot.

I’d volunteer, but I’m past the age he’d allow near him. Plus, I have bigger hands. haha

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

We need to pull back with impeachment talk until next year, until the Midterms. Never forget who’s VP; unlike Trump, he means all that Jesus shit and with that “kindly grandfather” look he has hiding the heart of a Dominionist, we’re fucked if he ends up being president before the Dems (likely) take back the House. I…

PBS makes some good shit, watched a ton of their stuff on on Netflix. It would be a real shame if a bunch of immoral greedy fucks were to defund it.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

It is known as the Copy Cat Combo.

I also just want to point out (because Ellen made a joke about being Lebanese) that the reason Regina in Mean Girls thought Janice was gay was because she was Lebanese. I did not get that until very, very recently.

I remember this, it was startling and cool. I can only imagine what it meant to gay kids at the time, having Ellen as a role model. She’s a hero.

Yeah. You wear it with your tiara ;)

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

I mean when you are going out off the top rope, it seems pretty clear you loved wrestling.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

Those years are indeed the weirdest. In truth, I was having intense sexual thoughts a lot earlier than 15, but when I look at pictures of myself from that time, in all my jelly bracelet-ed and pinstriped pants glory, I was clearly but a babe.

I gasped. I forget that 15 is still a child. I’m trying to picture a girl TWO YEARS YOUNGER than this girl, being grilled on the stand by the defense.