Ok. I’ll be that person.

Does anybody not like him besides people who think weed is the devil?

Do we not like him? I like him.

[choked up]

It’s a technicality. Kyle doesn’t do enough blogs to meet the threshold requirement for being called a writer.

If someone who missed his tenure here ever wanted to get a complete summation of the enormous value and worth of Tommy Craggs as a human, I would point them to this oral history, and they would know it.

The best Deadspin comment I’ve ever read. Bra the fuck vo.

What I really love is the period at the end. Intended or not, it lends an air of finality and authority, like a non-verbal “Did I stutter?”

Honestly, I despise ska. But not because of the horns!

This is the injustice I seek to rectify!

Honestly, if they went all-in on producing a Demchurian Candidate, I would be fucking impressed.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

Tom Brady opposes the GI Bill? That’s the best I got.

This attitude is exactly why Pokemon Go exists.

That’s Tom standing in Ballghazi. Are you happy now, Roger?

I dunno what that Tom Brady one is supposed to mean, but man do I wanna go fucking do something! I dunno what that something is, but goddamn do I really want to do it.

You do have to take things day-by-day.

This is the proper and correct way to not buy a piano. I have been utilizing this particular strategy for more than 30 years and have yet to purchase so much as a used Casio keyboard, let alone a piano. Well done!

In my head, this is done by an in-his-prime Ernest Hemmingway. His jutting jaw and stiff upper lip are just him being resolute and firm in his refusal to buy a piano, and his pride prevents him from telling everyone why he’s so rugged and focused.

The NYT piece is definitely a solid primer on how not to buy a piano, but if you specifically want to not buy a piano, proceed as follows: