Trump. Tebow. Komen.

To Activision, Trek Industries and Orion are insignificant. But they need to protect their assets due to the can of worms it can open by not doing so.

Epps is also black, so his age is hard for us white folks to determine.

This is faker than that stick of evidence that Sisko planted on DS9.

She was too old for the role—and so was Maguire.

Captain America got the ages right: Peter Parker is a teenager and Aunt May is middle aged. It’s also refreshing to see Tony Stark preferring age-appropriate women.

All those T. McGuire Spider Man movies SUCKED.

How is she even alive, much less acting? Maybe she could be the Cryptkeeper in a rebooted Tales From the Crypt.

They were absolutely staged. Who the fuck gets papped in Rhode Island?????

I don’t really know much about him beyond the fact that he’s one of the internet’s boyfriends.

Does anyone really believe Tom Hiddleson is straight?

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

As someone who spent many a day running the trails in the park next to our apartment in Denver while dodging massive, never-ending piles of goose shit...

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

Seriously. It’s interesting - I grew up in the Midwest, and geese there are considered pretty, and respected because of their rare tendency to mate for life with the same pairs.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

“Are you talking about me or Hillary Clinton, pumpkin?” I asked. “I’m sad because my vaginal elasticity is completely shot. I’m sad because fucking is like hitting a baseball into the Grand Canyon.”

I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.

This is fucking amazing. Jesus.