The alternate headline should read:

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"...hate going towards Bill..." - I would say this is a perfect example of karma in the universe. Next we will talk about insensitivity directed towards Rush Limbaugh. Discuss.

Only Bill O'Reilly can turn John Calipari into a sympathetic character.

So when does a roided-up third player in spandex and face-paint come running onto the ice swinging a folding chair? Wait...what "sport" is this again?

"...Francesa suffers from a rare condition in which he cannot hear voices that operate at a frequency different from his own, so I assume he's still blowing off his finger guns and telling his children they're too soft while giving himself a Diet Coke enema."

NBA Playoffs around the corner? Is it July already?

"Eh...could have been worse/better." - Rob Lowe

Based upon her arm movements she is experiencing some mild chlamydia or she is trying to covertly muffle her queef...either way it's a lose/lose situation Tennessee.

ELAINE!!!!!

FBI has stated she's "off the lamb"...i'll see myself out.

Soccer article - tl;dr

Well ummm A) You probably should learn about the context of "the yelling" before assigning blame (or efficacy) to one individual or the other (you know the ol' "two sides to every story" analogy). B) I love it when part-time-non-custodial-entities bring their "insight" as though the parents haven't already tried…

The over-hyped, worshiped, media canonized, nauseating college football coach.

You're not the parent of a teenager are you? Yeah...that's what I thought...call me in a few years and let me know how that's working out for you...

Let me guess...you own a pair of aquasocks...teal...and you like them.

"Let's not get into a concealed carry debate..." - The Cream and The Clear

"Does this strip-club take Paypal?" - Jason Whitlock

Thank you. I will definitely look into that line of products.

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