The random capitalizations absolutely sells it.
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He was also in The Wiz.
Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…
This is why Deadspin is one of only like six websites I visit daily.
Fun fact about Nipsey Russell:
If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...
RIP, Nipsey.
The constant cross pollination of politics and anything DC is starting to get old. There are 700K of us living here, many not in politics, but have normal lives doing whatever people do where you live. A (questionable) decision made by the Lerners for our Nats has nothing to do with the one dickhead that lives in the…
Deadspin: guy mashes massive donger into dong space!
Also Deadspin: Please respect our time and journalistic integrity when submitting ideas to us.
You’re a conspiracy theorist.
Yet no one defended me when I stood for masculinity and God’s design for sexuality
That’s good TAWMMY’in!
I don’t know Ratto, although I’m enjoying him on Deadspin. Reminds me a little of my Pittsburgh’s Mark Madden, who’s a more foul-mouthed ass clown that hates his fans and has been fired for his comments at least once, but is probably one of the most, if not the most, astute sports commentators in this town.…
Just give me that RBI Baseball camera angle and we’ll call it good.
“Baseball as a sport is indubitably slower and less overtly athletic than basketball or to a lesser extent football”
Truth.
In Chicago we used to have Terry Boers on the radio to give us this perspective daily. Since his retirement, I now look forward to Ray’s articles to get my fix.
Living in the Bay Area I have to say that Ratto’s curmudgeon-liness is even more impactful when listening to his voice on the radio. When he’s speaking you can almost picture him peeking through his shades making sure no one parks too close to his driveway. And if you see him talking on TV then his curmudgeon is at a…
“If you turn that paper over, I bet it’s on ESPN letterhead.” - Patriots fan
The 72 point font but no exclamation points. Keep this guy away from your sister.